We Don't Smell » WTF http://www.wedontsmell.com Where everything matters... especially personal hygiene. Mon, 02 Feb 2009 17:21:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Foot Boob http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/03/13/foot-boob/ http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/03/13/foot-boob/#comments Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:27:42 +0000 Clarence http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/03/13/foot-boob/ After a 12-hour workday, I was getting ready to get my weary ass home when I glanced at my meebo tab and saw the following IM:

Gee: http://dermatology.cdlib.org/124/case_presentations/pseudomamma/conde.html
Gee: enjoy!

How I could resist such temptation? I clicked on the link and loaded the following page: “Pseudomamma on the foot: An unusual presentation of supernumerary breast tissue.” Great. What the hell does that mean? I scrolled down a bit, and saw the following pictures to which I concordantly started cracking up:

Foot boob! Foot boob 2

A 22-year-old woman sought medical care for a lesion in the plantar region of her left foot, a well-formed nipple surrounded by areola and hair. Microscopic examination of the dermis showed hair follicles, eccrine glands, and sebaceous glands. Fat tissue was noted at the base of the lesion. Clinical and histopathologic findings were consistent with the diagnosis of supernumerary breast tissue, also known as pseudomamma. To our knowledge, this is the first report of supernumerary breast tissue on the foot.

Don’t really understand all that medical mumbo jumbo? That’s ok. Let me translate. She has a foot boob. That’s right, hair on the nipple and everything. There’s basically real breast tissue on her foot — no superfluous fake third nipple here. That there is a real boob.

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]]> http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/03/13/foot-boob/feed/ 2 The grossest picture you will see this week. http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/03/12/the-grossest-picture-you-will-see-this-week/ http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/03/12/the-grossest-picture-you-will-see-this-week/#comments Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:28:00 +0000 Clarence http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/03/12/the-grossest-picture-you-will-see-this-week/ I can barely get through this post. I could barely read the article that contained said picture. This picture disturbed me even more than seeing my first japscat video all those many years ago during the spring of my youth. This is more disturbing than goatse and tubgirl put together.

Now don’t get me wrong. I’m not trying to trivialize or make fun of this guy. I feel really bad for him. I do. I really hope they find some way to treat him, but jebus, that’s just an awful sight.

Have I got your attention? Or have I already grossed you out? If you’re still curious about the aforementioned picture, here’s a description of what awaits you after the jump:

A friend of mine has a relative who is a missionary in Eastern Europe. He recently shared photographs and the story of a man he is caring for, who has an extremely bizarre skin condition. The man has keratin-like matter growing out of the skin on hands and feet, which started when he was young, and very slowly continues to spread and grow. The areas begin as skin lesions, and the matter sprouts from those spots. The growths are very difficult to remove, and the man has so far just had to learn to live with it. There are a few medical precedents to this man’s case, but nothing is certain until more tests are done. In the meantime, the missionary is helping to make life easier for the man.

I couldn’t bring myself to post the picture on the main post, because frankly, I don’t want to see that everytime I load up WDS. Also, it would be just mean to spring that image on an unsuspecting visitor. I hear there are more images on the original page, but I didn’t have the stomach to check it out. If you’re really curious, check out BoingBoing’s coverage, and go from there.

CLICK AFTER THE JUMP FOR THE PICTURE.

via BoingBoing!

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Hands

Couldn’t resist eh? I bet you’re sorry now. I am.

]]> http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/03/12/the-grossest-picture-you-will-see-this-week/feed/ 0 Radiation, Run for your f***ing lives! http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/02/23/radiation-run-for-your-fing-lives/ http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/02/23/radiation-run-for-your-fing-lives/#comments Fri, 23 Feb 2007 18:23:12 +0000 Jerry http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/02/23/radiation-run-for-your-fing-lives/ RUN FOR YOU LIVES! There’s a trefoil shooting squiggly arrows and a giant floating skull + crossbones! Apparently there’s been this study going on for 5 years by the International Atomic Energy Agency and the International Organization for Standardization to make a sign that will scare the beejeezus out of you. The old trefoil was not scary enough. They want you to know when you should panic and get the F**K out of the area.

The sign won’t be in plain sight it’ll be hidden inside radioactive units because it’s just too damn scary for normal use. So for all of you that will be disassembling radioactive machines make sure you don’t have any heart problems cause this sign just might scare you to death.

New Radition Sign

via C-Net

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]]> http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/02/23/radiation-run-for-your-fing-lives/feed/ 0 Britney Spears BALD! http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/02/17/britney-spears-bald/ http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/02/17/britney-spears-bald/#comments Sat, 17 Feb 2007 23:40:10 +0000 Clarence http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/02/17/britney-spears-bald/ Yeah yeah yeah. It’s nothing new. We’ve all seen the pictures. We all know that Britney Spears, like her equally skanky friend, Paris Hilton, prefers the hairless look. Apparently however, we have discovered this weekend that Britney really likes the bald look. So much so that she decided to shave her head as well. Oh yeah, just in case you care, she also seems to have gotten some tattoos or something. But who cares.

Britney Bald

Check after the jump for a video and more shockingly boring pictures of Britney’s shaved noggin.

via ohnotheydidnt / x17online

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]]> http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/02/17/britney-spears-bald/feed/ 0 Chamillionaire wins a Grammy! http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/02/11/chamillionaire-wins-a-grammy/ http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/02/11/chamillionaire-wins-a-grammy/#comments Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:35:19 +0000 Jerry http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/02/11/chamillionaire-wins-a-grammy/ With that here is the Grammy Foundation’s Mission Statement

The GRAMMY Foundation was established in 1989 to cultivate an awareness, appreciation and advancement of the contribution of recorded music American culture from the artistic and technical legends of the past to the still unimagined musical breakthroughs of the future generations of the music professionals. The GRAMMY Foundation works in partnership with its founder, the Recording Academy, to bring national attention to important issues such as the value and impact of music and arts education and the urgency of preserving our rich cultural legacy.

I know when you all read this you immediately thought of Chamillionaire, specifically his song, “Ridin”. I know I did. With lyrics like these how can you not win a Grammy.

Police think they can see me lean
I’m tint so it ain’t easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with a nooche, she like hold up
Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola

The song totally screams “unimagined musical breakthrough” and definitely preserves the “rich cultural legacy” of music and the Grammy’s. Werd up.

]]> http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/02/11/chamillionaire-wins-a-grammy/feed/ 1 Kayne West’s Apartment + Screaming Boy Kills Chickens http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/01/25/kayne-wests-apartment-screaming-boy-kills-chickens/ http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/01/25/kayne-wests-apartment-screaming-boy-kills-chickens/#comments Thu, 25 Jan 2007 21:01:49 +0000 Jerry http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/01/25/kayne-wests-apartment-screaming-boy-kills-chickens/ Kayne West apt overview
Kayne West’s minimalist apartment.

Screaming scares (and kills) seriously stupid chickens.

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    ]]>     http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/01/25/kayne-wests-apartment-screaming-boy-kills-chickens/feed/ 1     A reason to “Switch”? http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/01/23/a-reason-to-switch/ http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/01/23/a-reason-to-switch/#comments Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:16:00 +0000 Mark http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/01/23/a-reason-to-switch/ Okay, so as I was adjusting my network settings on my PC, I realized the new computer I bought still had “Administrator” as the name of the, well, administrator. As I go to change it to Marshmallow (don’t ask), I see the default picture is that chessboard icon. Wtf at a chessboard icon. So as I go to change it, this happens:

    Microsoft Error Screen

    Yep, you’re looking at that correctly. To “help protect my computer”, Windows has blocked a Microsoft program. Not just any Microsoft program, one that’s pre-installed with every copy of Windows. Amazing.

    Now I’ve never been big on Macs. I mean, I used to use them quite profoundly, however I was never particularly intrigued. Just imagine, getting a message on your Mac reading “You are not allowed to continue unless you press your right mouse button”. That message just embarassed Windows’ existence in my book. But hey, then again, that just shows that I am under some truly serious protection. Perhaps I’ll install a couple of programs I’ve found on various pop-up ads. Nothing to worry about, I got Bill on my side.

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    ]]>     http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/01/23/a-reason-to-switch/feed/ 0     Constipated? Try this… http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/01/04/constipated-try-this/ http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/01/04/constipated-try-this/#comments Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:06:26 +0000 JoAnn http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/01/04/constipated-try-this/ There are probably 10,000 videos in the mentos and coke genre on YouTube but this one is the best. By the best I mean the most shitactular! Enjoy!

    ]]>     http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/01/04/constipated-try-this/feed/ 0     My Innocent Eyes! http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/01/03/my-innocent-eyes/ http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/01/03/my-innocent-eyes/#comments Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:13:21 +0000 Dennis http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/01/03/my-innocent-eyes/ Geez, news organizations need to settle down on these Saddam hanging images/videos. It’s freaking eerie. I’m trying so very hard to avoid watching any of these videos, but it’s being played all over TV. So i’ve inadvertently seen short clips. And it’s freaking eerie. And there’s no way in hell I’ll watch that cellphone video recording with the actual hanging. I’m sorry, but am I the only one that doesn’t want to see someone hanging from a rope. Yea, Saddam was a bad bad man and he killed women and children, but that doesn’t mean i want visual references of his gruesome death on every website I visit. Right now, cnn.com has a ghetto picture of Saddam and his trusty noose on the frontpage. It sends chills up my spine! How can i avoid this! I thought i was pretty damn desensitized already, but maybe I need to desensitize myself some more. So here’s a picture of a baby seal. Ok end of rant.

    seal.jpg

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    ]]>     http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/01/03/my-innocent-eyes/feed/ 0     Watermelon Carving? http://www.wedontsmell.com/2006/12/25/watermelon-carving/ http://www.wedontsmell.com/2006/12/25/watermelon-carving/#comments Mon, 25 Dec 2006 20:37:18 +0000 Clarence http://www.wedontsmell.com/2006/12/25/watermelon-carving/ Tempkh0-1


    It’s a carved watermelon. A CARVED WATERMELON! GENIUS!

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