Gee: http://dermatology.cdlib.org/124/case_presentations/pseudomamma/conde.html
Gee: enjoy!

How I could resist such temptation? I clicked on the link and loaded the following page: “Pseudomamma on the foot: An unusual presentation of supernumerary breast tissue.” Great. What the hell does that mean? I scrolled down a bit, and saw the following pictures to which I concordantly started cracking up:

A 22-year-old woman sought medical care for a lesion in the plantar region of her left foot, a well-formed nipple surrounded by areola and hair. Microscopic examination of the dermis showed hair follicles, eccrine glands, and sebaceous glands. Fat tissue was noted at the base of the lesion. Clinical and histopathologic findings were consistent with the diagnosis of supernumerary breast tissue, also known as pseudomamma. To our knowledge, this is the first report of supernumerary breast tissue on the foot.

Don’t really understand all that medical mumbo jumbo? That’s ok. Let me translate. She has a foot boob. That’s right, hair on the nipple and everything. There’s basically real breast tissue on her foot — no superfluous fake third nipple here. That there is a real boob.

Tagged: Foot, Boobs, AHAHHA

I must say, I’ve got a newfound respect for the TV judge.

Tagged: Judge Judy, eBay scammer, pwns

Most of the conversation was pretty harmless: she praises her husband and gives some casual love advice. However, she did say that her sister-in-law was a bit of a control freak. Oops.

Here’s the video and check after the jump for the full transcript.

via newsbusters

Tagged: CNN, Kyra Phillips, President Bush, Hurricane Katrina, Control freaks

Full Transcript:

Kyra Phillips: “”assholes.Yeah, I’m very lucky in that regard with my husband. My husband is handsome and he is genuinely a loving, you know, no ego.[unintelligible] you know what I’m saying. Just a really passionate, compassionate great, great human being. And they exist. They do exist. They’re hard to find. Yup. But they are out there.”

[unidentified woman]: “We’ll see. He’s going to come, you know, he’s set for an extended visit.[unintelligible]“

Phillips: “I mean, that’s, that’s how you figure it all out, those extended visits. [laughter]“

[unidentified woman]: “Yeah, but my mom, I think she really likes him.”

Phillips: “Mom’s got a good vibe? Good.”

[unidentified woman]: “Yeah, my brother’s the one that.[unintelligible]“

Phillips: “Brother-of course, brothers have to be, you know, protective. Except for mine. I’ve got to be protective of him.”

[unidentified woman [unintelligible]

Phillips: “Yeah. He’s married, three kids, but his wife is just a control freak.”

[unidentified woman #2]: “Kyra.”

Phillips: “Yeah, baby?”

[unidentified woman #2]: “Your mic is on. Turn it off. It’s been on the air.”

Seconds later, Daryn Kagan stumbled through this awkward transition:

Daryn Kagan: “Alright, we’ve been listening in to President Bush as he speaks in, uh, New Orleans today. This is the one year anniversary of Katrina making land shore there. President Bush saying if another natural disaster hits, our country. We must, uh, react better than that. Let’s listen in once again to President Bush.”

A Dell laptop’s battery caught on fire in a company’s IT department this week, burning a hole right through the casing. Nearby techs used fire extinguishers to put out the blaze. Employee Henrik took pictures to document the affair…

Along with the acrid stench of burnt battery fluid, I smell Dell’s stock slowly slipping. Sell high, buy low!

Click on the image for full-size and click here for more pictures.

via Consumerist

Tagged: Dell, Laptops, Spontaneous Combustion

My name is… oh hell, introduce yourself slut.

I am the new writer here at wedontsmell… Hope you enjoy my alternative “flavor”. Hahaha, that sounds sorta gay.

Hurrah! GREET ME SLORE!

The report was covering the Neistat Brothers. The Neistat Brothers made a video a couple of years ago chronicling how easy it is to steal a bicycle in New York City. They went on a spree stealing bikes through out the city during rush hour. While many people walk by them, nobody tried to stop them or even call the police. In fact, one guy even offered his advice on how to most efficiently break the chain. The original Neistat brother ‘Bike Thief’ video can be found after the jump.

via Gawker

Tagged: Neistat Brothers, Jodi Applegate, Fox 5 News, Videos

Any normal girl would block said random internet stalker, and relate said story to all her friends over a laugh and a beer. However, dozens of girls fell for this (admittedly lame) scam. Once Elvin got the illicit pictures of these 18-19 year old girls, he began to extort more pictures from them, threatening to post their pictures all over the internet and in their schools.

Sure, Elvin is a pervert. He’s scum, and he should go to jail for the 2.5-5 years he deserves. But seriously, if you were dumb enough to fall for his little scam, you kind of deserve it. Learn some common sense before you leave college and enter the real world. Seriously.

» via NYPost, Gawker

Tagged: MySpace, Facebook, Stalker, Elvin Chuang

When my friend realized that she had left the Sidekick in the taxi she asked me to immediately send a message to the phone saying that we would give a reward for the phone. There was no response. After a day of waiting, she had to go to the store and spend over $300 on a new Sidekick. When she put her SIM card in, she saw that the person(s) that had taken the phone had not only signed on to AOL leaving their name and password in the phone, but they had taken pictures of themselves.

I immediately contacted the AOL name: Sashacristal8905 and requested that the Sidekick be returned. I was immediately told that my “white ass” didn’t deserve it back. That she was not a “white bitch” (my friend who is a blonde white girl had pics on the phone this person had obviously seen) stupid enough to return a phone she found. After lots of threats, she said she and her boy would wait for me at:

Sashacristal8905: i got ball this is my adress 108 20 37 av corona come n do it iam give u the sidekick so I can hit you wit it

I have no idea what that last IM means. But anyway, apparently the above address is fake, but due to some careful sleuthing and some help from the internet community, Evan has pretty much found out everything on the people involved–including myspace accounts, screennames, and even their address and occupations. Evan also has pictures, a video and their correspondence up on his site as well.

All I can say is, “Thank God for teh internets.” Because without it, where would we get our entertainment.

» via All over teh internets

Tagged: Sidekick, Internet

Oh, the joys of being a Jew Yorker summoned to Jewry duty in this fine city of Jew York, NY.

Ok, sorry, I’ve already had too much fun with this typo.

» via Gothamist

Tagged: Gothamist, Typos, New York

Turns out he memorized every possible pattern of the game show board to win his money but CBS still had to pay him since it wasn’t against the rules. He ended up blowing the money on a fake real estate scam and had the rest stolen from his home. What a sad story. :(

From – milkandcookies, pistolwimp, rotten.com