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		<title>Our 15 seconds of fame</title>
		<link>http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/04/03/our-15-seconds-of-fame/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your friendly neighborhood WDS blogger, Clarence (that&#8217;s me) and everybody&#8217;s favorite WDS fangirl, Ann, were featured in an article today on Spin.com. Now when I say featured, I mean the article contains a couple of awkward pictures of us, our names, ages, occupations and a couple of quotes. For nobodies like us, that&#8217;s a big [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.spin.com/features/ithappenedlastnight/2007/04/070402_lcdsoundsystem/" title="Spin.com: LCD Soundsystem Brings Some Daft Funk to the Big Apple" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.wedontsmell.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/spin.gif" alt="Spin.com" class="alignright" /></a>Your friendly neighborhood WDS blogger, Clarence (that&#8217;s me) and everybody&#8217;s favorite WDS fangirl, Ann, were featured in <a href="http://www.spin.com/features/ithappenedlastnight/2007/04/070402_lcdsoundsystem/" title="Spin.com: LCD Soundsystem Brings Some Daft Funk to the Big Apple" target="_blank">an article</a> today on Spin.com. Now when I say featured, I mean <a href="http://www.spin.com/features/ithappenedlastnight/2007/04/070402_lcdsoundsystem/" title="Spin.com: LCD Soundsystem Brings Some Daft Funk to the Big Apple" target="_blank">the article</a> contains a couple of awkward pictures of us, our names, ages, occupations and a couple of quotes. For nobodies like us, that&#8217;s a big thing.</p>
<p>We were approached by Spin.com while waiting to get into the sold-out LCD Soundsystem show Friday night. I guess we just looked the right amount of bored and stylish for them to pick us out of the crowd. We tried to look apathetic and cool for the pictures, but unfortunately we were giddy as hell and couldn&#8217;t wipe those stupid smirks off our faces as we posed.</p>
<p>It looks like we were internet celebrities for a hot minute. This beats the time <a href="http://www.wedontsmell.com/2006/08/09/exclusive-jay-z-at-the-united-nations/" title="Jay-Z at the United Nations">we</a> were featured in a <a href="http://gawker.com/news/jay+z/jay+z-at-the-un-against-dehydration-193328.php" title="Jay-Z at the UN: Against Dehydration" target="_blank">Gawker article</a>.</p>
<p>By the way, in case anybody&#8217;s wondering, the show was freaking awesome.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.spin.com/features/ithappenedlastnight/2007/04/070402_lcdsoundsystem/" title="Spin.com: LCD Soundsystem Brings Some Daft Funk to the Big Apple" target="_blank">Here&#8217;s the article </a>if you missed the three links above and click after the jump for those deliciously awkward pictures of us.</p>
<p>Tagged: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Internet+celebrities" rel="tag">Internet celebrities</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Spin.com" rel="tag"> Spin.com</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/LCD+Soundsystem" rel="tag"> LCD Soundsystem</a></p>
<p><span id="more-465"></span> <img src="http://www.wedontsmell.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/clarence_spin.jpg" alt="Clarence" />   <img src="http://www.wedontsmell.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/ann_spin.jpg" alt="Ann" /></p>
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		<title>City Hall Station open! Kinda, sorta, not really!</title>
		<link>http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/03/08/city-hall-station-open-kinda-sorta-not-really/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 04:36:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence</dc:creator>
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There&#8217;s an old abandoned train station underneath City Hall. I&#8217;m sure many of you have heard of it, I&#8217;m sure some of you have tried to get into it, and the rest of you probably don&#8217;t give a rat&#8217;s ass. Well, to those of you who&#8217;ve always been curious but not daring enough to run [...]]]></description>
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<p>There&#8217;s an old abandoned train station underneath City Hall. I&#8217;m sure many of you have heard of it, I&#8217;m sure some of you have tried to get into it, and the rest of you probably don&#8217;t give a rat&#8217;s ass. Well, to those of you who&#8217;ve always been curious but not daring enough to run through the 50 yards of dark tunnel with a speeding 6 train nipping at your heels, rejoice! The MTA has confirmed that it is now legal/okay to stay on the train past the last stop and loop around through the old and beautiful station.</p>
<blockquote><p> Where they once said, â€œthis is the last stop on this train, everyone please leave the train,â€ they are being reprogrammed to say, â€œthis is the last downtown stop on this train,â€ and â€œthe next stop on this train will be Brooklyn Bridge-City Hall on the uptown platform.â€</p>
<p>Transit officials confirm riders are allowed to stay onboard, as long as they do not ride between the cars.</p></blockquote>
<p>Huzzah! I&#8217;m going to have to check this out next time I&#8217;m on a 6 train.</p>
<p class="via">via <a href="http://www.razorapple.com/2007/03/07/city-hall-station-look-but-dont-touch/" title="City Hall Station: Look But Don't Touch" target="_blank">Razor Apple </a></p>
<p>Tagged: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/City+Hall+Station" rel="tag">City Hall Station</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/6+Train" rel="tag"> 6 Train</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/MTA" rel="tag"> MTA</a></p>
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		<title>Wake Up! It&#8217;s Arcade Fire Concert #2</title>
		<link>http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/02/18/arcade-fire-concert-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 05:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today was the 5th and final show for Arcade Fire at the Judson Memorial Church(flickr set) which Clarence and I had the pleasure of going to. It was frickin awesome. We saw semi celebrity, John Norris, amongst the crowd looking very blond and old. You can probably see him singing along in the video of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today was the 5th and final show for Arcade Fire at the Judson Memorial Church(<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jerizm/sets/72157594541748146/">flickr set</a>) which Clarence and I had the pleasure of going to. It was frickin awesome. We saw semi celebrity, <a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/correspondents/norris/">John Norris</a>, amongst the crowd looking very blond and old. You can probably see him singing along in the video of Wake Up. </p>
<p>This show trumps the show I went to on Thursday big time. I am so glad that I was able to go twice. If you&#8217;ve never seen Arcade Fire live you have a chance to catch them in May. They will return to NYC for 3 shows and my recommendation would be to go to the last show. </p>
<p>Here&#8217;s some videos I took! </p>
<p>Wake Up. They opened with this in the crowd and I was right next to them!<br />
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<p>My Body Is A Cage during the first encore.<br />
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<p>Neighborhoods #2 (Laika) during the second encore and only the second half of it. My arm was tired.<br />
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<p>UPDATE:<br />
I was checking out <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=7273765">NPR&#8217;s coverage</a> of the concert and I found a <a href="http://www.npr.org/music/liveconcerts/2007/arcadefire/af_slideshow/index.html">slideshow</a>. I was pretty close to the band during Wake Up so I decided to see if I was in one of the pictures. <a href="http://www.npr.org/music/liveconcerts/2007/arcadefire/af_slideshow/600_450/_mg_9732.jpg">Here</a> I am behind Regine with camera in hand recording the video posted above! </p>
<p>Tagged: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Arcade+Fire" rel="tag">Arcade Fire</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Concert" rel="tag"> Concert</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Judson+Memorial+Church" rel="tag"> Judson Memorial Church</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Awesome" rel="tag"> Awesome</a></p>
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		<title>Some Arcade Fire to warm you up.</title>
		<link>http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/02/17/some-arcade-fire-to-warm-you-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Feb 2007 15:42:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past Thursday I braved the cold with my friend Ann for three hours to get tickets to see Arcade Fire even though Clarence and I have tickets for today. The concert was awesome and the new album Neon Bible rocks.
Here&#8217;s a couple of videos that Ann took during the concert. Check out that Neon [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This past Thursday I braved the cold with my friend Ann for three hours to get tickets to see Arcade Fire even though Clarence and I have tickets for today. The concert was awesome and the new album Neon Bible rocks.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a couple of videos that Ann took during the concert. Check out that Neon Bible!</p>
<p>My Body is a Cage (2:33 is my favorite part)<br />
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<p>Wake Up<br />
They played in the middle of the crowd. Hard to see but it was awesome.<br />
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<p>Tagged: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Judson+Memorial+Church" rel="tag"> Judson Memorial Church</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Neon+Bible" rel="tag"> Neon Bible</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/The+Arcade+Fire" rel="tag"> The Arcade Fire</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/concert" rel="tag"> concert</a></p>
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		<title>Google Maps now with Subway Locations + Building Outlines</title>
		<link>http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/02/09/google-maps-now-with-subway-locations-building-outlines/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2007 21:36:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerry</dc:creator>
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Ever needed to find the exact locations of subway stations? Now you can with the new improved Google Maps. I was searching for pet stores near where I work and I noticed little M&#8217;s scattered about and tiny outlines of buildings. Apparently Google has added subway station locations to a bunch of cities not just [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img alt="Google Maps Subways" id="image403" src="http://www.wedontsmell.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/subways.jpg" /><br />
Ever needed to find the exact locations of subway stations? Now you can with the new improved Google Maps. I was searching for pet stores near where I work and I noticed little M&#8217;s scattered about and tiny outlines of buildings. Apparently Google has added subway station locations to a bunch of cities not just New York.</p>
<p>There are other resources for finding your <strike>sub</strike>way around the city. (har!)  <a title="On NY Turf Subway Map" target="_blank" href="http://www.onnyturf.com/subway/">On NY Turf</a> and <a title="Trips 123 planner" target="_blank" href="http://trips123.com/trips123/plantrip_frame.html">trips123.com </a>are two that I used to use frequently.</p>
<p>Now back to finding a good pet store in SoHo.</p>
<p>Update: Google Maps doesn&#8217;t show ALL the locations of the subway stations. For example the A,B,C,D,E,F,V stop at West 4th street also has an entrance around 6th-7th street (can&#8217;t remember exactly) but it is not shown. I guess they just arbitrarily choose one end of the station to map.<br /><p>Tagged: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Google+Maps" rel="tag"> Google Maps</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Subways" rel="tag"> Subways</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/NYC" rel="tag"> NYC</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Building+Outlines" rel="tag"> Building Outlines </a></p>
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		<title>Kayne West&#8217;s Apartment + Screaming Boy Kills Chickens</title>
		<link>http://www.wedontsmell.com/2007/01/25/kayne-wests-apartment-screaming-boy-kills-chickens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 21:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerry</dc:creator>
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Kayne West&#8217;s minimalist apartment.
Screaming scares (and kills) seriously stupid chickens.

Tagged:  Kayne West&#8217;s Apartment,  Screaming,  Chickens 
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Kayne West&#8217;s minimalist <a target="_blank" title="Kayne West" href="http://www.dezeen.com/2007/01/18/kanye-west-shows-silvestrin-apartment-images/">apartment</a>.</p>
<p>Screaming scares (and kills) seriously stupid <a target="_blank" title="Chickens" href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=34513&#038;in_page_id=2">chickens</a>.</p>
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<p>Tagged: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Kayne+West%27s+Apartment" rel="tag"> Kayne West&#8217;s Apartment</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Screaming" rel="tag"> Screaming</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Chickens" rel="tag"> Chickens </a></p>
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		<title>I thought NYC Subways were bad.</title>
		<link>http://www.wedontsmell.com/2006/09/07/i-thought-nyc-subways-were-bad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2006 21:20:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerry</dc:creator>
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If you thought New York City subways were dirty wait till you get a look at these. The worst that I&#8217;ve seen smelled in my daily commute are homeless dudes sleeping across the seats and occasionally some dude carrying his whole life in a garbage bag. This photo is from a subway car in Moscow, [...]]]></description>
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<p>If you thought New York City subways were dirty wait till you get a look at these. The worst that I&#8217;ve <del datetime="2006-09-06T01:55:05+00:00">seen</del> smelled in my daily commute are homeless dudes sleeping across the seats and occasionally some dude carrying his whole life in a garbage bag. This photo is from a subway car in Moscow, Russia. WTF, &#8220;Hey lady! The dude next to you has a huge freaking gun!&#8221;. I wonder what she&#8217;s reading.</p>
<p>According to the <a title="World's Best Subways" target="_blank" href="http://travel.discovery.com/fansites/worldsbest/subway/subway.html">Travel Channel</a>, Moscow&#8217;s subway system is the best in the world. The pictures over at <a title="English Russia" target="_blank" href="http://englishrussia.com/?p=252">English Russia</a> make me think otherwise. One day I will travel the world, ride the subways on that list and come up with my own ranking. One day&#8230;..</p>
<p class="via">Picture from <a href="http://englishrussia.com/?p=252">English Russia</a>.</p>
<p>Tagged: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Subways" rel="tag">Subways</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Moscow" rel="tag"> Moscow</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/NYC" rel="tag"> NYC</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Travel+Channel" rel="tag"> Travel Channel</a></p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m going to die in a fire.</title>
		<link>http://www.wedontsmell.com/2006/08/28/im-going-to-die-in-a-fire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 15:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chuck Schumer called the UN Secretariat bulding a &#8220;fire trap.&#8221; He claims that the building violates many safety and fire codes, including a lack of an internal sprinkler system plus loads and loads of that fun material, asbestos.
Schumer also claims that in case there is a fire at the United Nations, the driveway outside (which [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img id="image311" class="alignright" alt="UN Building" src="http://www.wedontsmell.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/unbldg.jpg" />Chuck Schumer called the UN Secretariat bulding a &#8220;fire trap.&#8221; He claims that the building violates many safety and fire codes, including a lack of an internal sprinkler system plus loads and loads of that fun material, asbestos.</p>
<p>Schumer also claims that in case there is a fire at the United Nations, the driveway outside (which is over an underground parking lot) would collapse from the weght of all the fire engines. It looks like the UN is just an overall death trap.</p>
<p>It doesn&#8217;t help that the UN Secretariat building is the only building in New York City where you can smoke indoors. I hate walking through the dense cloud of smoke surrounding the Venetian cafÃ©. All I know is, <strong>this friendly neighborhood UN employee is hauling ass the second I smell smoke.</strong></p>
<p class="via">via <a target="_blank" href="http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2006/08/28/schumer_calls_u.php">Gothamist</a>, picture via <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cabinette/117050011/">Kieranpmoore</a><br /><p>Tagged: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/United+Nations" rel="tag">United Nations</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Chuck+Schumer" rel="tag"> Chuck Schumer</a></p>
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		<title>Weekend Leftovers</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 14:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence</dc:creator>
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Robotics are freaking scary! It&#8217;s only a matter of time before we&#8217;re replaced by robots &#8212; or at least an army of Albert Einsteins with freakishly real facial expressions.
A robot could never replace Ari Gold, though.
Some Napoleon Dynamite fanboy used Google maps and mapped out every location from the movie.
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<li>Robotics are freaking scary! It&#8217;s only a matter of time before we&#8217;re replaced by robots &#8212; or at least an army of Albert Einsteins with freakishly real facial expressions.</li>
<li>A robot could never replace <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGTJSorTQvw">Ari Gold</a>, though.</li>
<li>Some <em>Napoleon Dynamite</em> fanboy used Google maps and mapped out <a target="_blank" href="http://www.dynamitemap.com/">every location from the movie</a>.</li>
<li>We need more <a target="_blank" href="http://sherbsblog.com/photos/cleveradvertising.php">clever marketers</a> like these in the advertising world.</li>
<li><a target="_blank" href="http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2006/08/25/confirmed_a_max.php">A maxi pad is mistaken for a fetus</a>. Looks like <em>somebody</em> failed Bio 101.</li>
<li><a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrYlNNy929Y">Kung Fu vs. Yoga</a>. &#8216;Nuff said.</li>
<li><strong>FYI:</strong> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.streetsblog.org/2006/08/25/brooklyn-bridges-suv-ban-hidden-in-plain-sight/">big SUV&#8217;s not allowed on the Brooklyn Bridge</a>.</li>
<li>&#8230;and the list of <a target="_blank" href="http://tools.wikimedia.de/%7Eleon/stats/wikicharts/index.php?ns=articles&#038;limit=100&#038;month=08%2F2006&#038;wiki=enwiki">top 100 wikipedia searches</a> this month.</li>
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<p>That&#8217;s all folks! Except for the nasty weather, we had a great weekend. We hope you did too!</p>
<p>Tagged: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Albert+Einstien" rel="tag">Albert Einstien</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Robots" rel="tag"> Robots</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Ari+Gold" rel="tag"> Ari Gold</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Entourage" rel="tag"> Entourage</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Napoleon+Dynamite" rel="tag"> Napoleon Dynamite</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Clever+Ads" rel="tag"> Clever Ads</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Maxi+Pads" rel="tag"> Maxi Pads</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Kung+Fu" rel="tag"> Kung Fu</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Yoga" rel="tag"> Yoga</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Brooklyn+Bridge" rel="tag"> Brooklyn Bridge</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Wikipedia" rel="tag"> Wikipedia</a></p>
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		<title>Weekend Shorts</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2006 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Weekends = few long posts + lots of &#8217;shorts&#8217; posts. Today was an exceptionally long day with some apt hunting and lots of city shopping. Just some words of advice: (1) never go to the BB&#038;B on 6th Avenue unless you want to lose your mind (or you have to buy everything you would ever [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Weekends = few long posts + lots of &#8217;shorts&#8217; posts. Today was an exceptionally long day with some apt hunting and lots of city shopping. Just some words of advice: (1) <strong>never </strong>go to the <a title="Bed, Bath and Beyond" target="_blank" href="http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/">BB&#038;B</a> on 6th Avenue unless you want to lose your mind (or you have to buy everything you would ever need for a living space) and (2) ending a long day with some <a target="_blank" href="http://newyork.citysearch.com/profile/11313427/new_york_ny/saigon_grill.html">Saigon Grill</a> is <strong>always</strong> a good choice.</p>
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<li>Subways aren&#8217;t always dirty and <a target="_blank" href="http://www.gawker.com/news/maps/last-chance-smell-of-the-subway-194891.php">smelly</a>. <a target="_blank" href="http://www.mic-ro.com/metro/metroart.html">Here</a> are a few examples from around the world. <em>(pictured, Courthouse Sation in Boston)</em></li>
<li>Mario isn&#8217;t all &#8220;Itsa&#8217;me!&#8221; and &#8220;Woohoos.&#8221; He has quite a <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoJL3uKRLBA&#038;eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Edsfanboy%2Ecom%2F2006%2F08%2F19%2Fmarios%2Ddirty%2Dmouth%2F">potty mouth</a>!</li>
<li>I have no idea why <a target="_blank" href="http://kirb.com/windowsxp.htm">this site</a> was made. I mean, who wants to see this screen any more that absolutely necessary?</li>
<li>&#8220;I have been stealing your images and using them to build my business. Now that you have taken them off your server, I think I can sue you.&#8221; Wow, <a target="_blank" href="http://duggmirror.com/programming/I_stole_your_bandwidth_images_and_now_I_believe_that_I_can_sue_you/im_getting_sued.gif">genious</a>!</li>
<li><a target="_blank" href="http://www.jsonline.com/watch/?watch=1&#038;date=8/18/2006&#038;id=10183">Someone</a> wishes they got a golden ticket to Willy Wonka&#8217;s Chocolate Factory.</li>
<li>Big eyes and short skirts come to <a target="_blank" href="http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2006/08/18/roosevelt.php">Roosevelt Island</a>!</li>
<li><a target="_blank" href="http://www.pentacom.jp/soft/ex/font/edit.html">Create your own fonts</a> and then download them, or just check out some others have made! Too bad I don&#8217;t have the patience, but I&#8217;m sure some of you do!</li>
<li>John Mark Karr has a double?!? Maybe the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/valve/john-mark-karr-and-the-g-man-separated-at-birth-195355.php">G-Man</a>* did it!</li>
<li>Think you have a sexy cell phone? Here are 10 <a target="_blank" href="http://gadgets.fosfor.se/the-top-10-most-beautiful-cellphones">sexier than yours</a>.</li>
<li>&#8230;and a <a target="_blank" href="http://www.duggmirror.com/gadgets/Sony_Transparent_TV/">sketchy looking TV</a> that, if real, would be sexier than yours too.</li>
<li><a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reaAQqW45O8">&#8220;WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?!?&#8221;</a></li>
<li>And finally, after checking out all those links, you&#8217;re probably hungry. At 2am. <a target="_blank" href="http://www.gophernow.com/index.php?keyword=&#038;userLocation=New+York%2C+NY&#038;submit=gopher+now">You&#8217;re welcome</a>.</li>
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<p class="via">* We are aware that this is a serious matter and are not making light of the situation. Lighten up. Thank you. Have a good weekend.</p>
<p>Tagged: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Subways" rel="tag">Subways</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mario" rel="tag"> Mario</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Windows" rel="tag"> Windows</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Fonts" rel="tag"> Fonts</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Cell+Phones" rel="tag"> Cell Phones</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Televisions" rel="tag"> Televisions</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Dolemite%3Ca+target%3D%22_blank%22+href%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gophernow.com%2Findex.php%3Fkeyword%3D%26%23038%3BuserLocation%3DNew%2BYork%252C%2BNY%26%23038%3Bsubmit%3Dgopher%2Bnow%22%3E" rel="tag"> Dolemite<a target="_blank" href="http://www.gophernow.com/index.php?keyword=&#038;userLocation=New+York%2C+NY&#038;submit=gopher+now"></a></p></a></p>
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