The Dilbert Blog, et al.

Good morning fellow internet monkeys. If you’re like me, you’re probably wondering how the recently passed three day weekend lasted only approximately 87 minutes. I’m not sure either, but I can’t shake the feeling that we all got space-time dimensionally screwed. Somebody out there is laughing their ass off.

Luckily, my day has been brightened by the discovery of The Dilbert Blog. Sure, we all love Dilbert–especially those of us imprisoned in the cubicular cells of corporate slavery. You can only imagine what Scott Adams could write if he wasn’t confined to his usual three-square medium. Yes, you’re right: articulate hilarity. Wow, I couldn’t have put that better.

Here is a tidbit to whet your appetite:

I opened my web browser today and noticed a story about a man in Oregon who was snorkeling in a river and got shot in the head because some other guy thought he was a rodent.

There is nothing funny about being shot in the head. Unless you were snorkeling in a river and someone thought you were a rodent.

Hilarious.

In other news, Jerry and I went to Southpaw yesterday where we saw Ra Ra Riot, Malajube, and Snowden. Here are my five-word reviews for each band.

• Ra Ra Riot: Hot cellist, but possibly underaged.
• Malajube: French canadians are funny. OOMEED.
• Snowden: Didn’t care enough to stay.

And that my friends, is why I write for WDS and you don’t. PS, I’m told Jerry will post a video of Malajube performing Etienne-something or other. Keep your eyes peeled! (Figuratively, of course)

Edit: Oh right, this girl Ann went too. She also bought a green jacket. That is all.

Tagged: President’s day Freakend, Dilbert, Scott Adams, Ra Ra Riot, Malajube, Snowden, OOMEED