We need Mr. Plow

Woke up my usual time to go to work. Step outside. Couple inches of snow/ice on the ground. Eh, nothing major. I deice my car and get going. I slip and slide though some smaller local roads in my crappy car. It’s fun when you have the road to yourself. Then I hit a major road. And it’s a freaking mess. It obviously hasn’t been plowed, at least not recently. Gimp cars scattered on the side of the road. Awesome. At least I get on the highway in a little bit. The highway is relatively better. Plowed. Not very well though. But this is where all the retarded drivers converge. Yay. It’s amazing how many incompetent SUV drivers there are. You’re in a freaking SUV. Anyways. The highway exit was horrible. And everything off the highway wasn’t plowed until i reached my work’s parking lot which was excellently plowed. Hizzah for private sector. Except no ones at work. Come on Northern Virginia! It’s 9am and none of the major nonhighways are plowed. Ok I’m over it. Now i know what to expect if I live below the Mason-Dixon Line.