Boys v. Girls: Valentine’s Day Edition

First off, let me just say a hearty Happy Valentine’s Day to our readers. Or if that doesn’t float your boat, then Happy Singles Awareness Day!

Now, I’m a nice guy. I don’t smell, I don’t yell, I don’t punch random people in the face: I’m a nice guy. So what did I decide to do today at work? I IMed a couple of friends “Happy Valentine’s day!” Midway through the day, I noticed a trend: the conversations with the guys after said greeting were much more interesting than with the girls. I scrolled up the conversations and realized why.

Eight out of ten girls replied with “thanks! you too!” With the exception of a couple of smilies here and there and my name thrown in once or twice, almost every girl replied with the same boring response… verbatim.

Let’s go over the guys’ responses now (in a handy list format because no two gave the same reply):

• “will you be my valentine?” followed by “where are my flowers, b*tch!“
• “thanks honey, where are you taking me tonight?“
• “shut up“
• “wtf great“
• “the weather is beautiful!” (It is obviously most certainly not!)
• etc. etc.

What can we conclude from this un-scientific, way-too-small-sample-sized, wholly unorthodox survey? Girls are boring.

Boys: 1, Girls: 0. Bring it on.

(In case you were wondering, the other two girls said “Happy Vajayjay day!” and “Happy valentine’s day!“)

Update 1: One of the guys continued the conversation by serenading me. Check the convo after the jump!

[16:09] Clarence: happy valentine’s day!
[16:09] Galen: will you be my valentine?
[16:10] Clarence: of course <3
[16:11] Galen: where are my fl owers, b*tch!
[16:11] Clarence: i think the mailman got caught in the snow
[16:11] Clarence: sorry!
[16:12] Galen: well then call them!
[16:12] Galen: and tell them your valentine needs his flowers
[16:12] Clarence: hahaha
[16:57] Galen: For all those times you stood by me
[16:58] Galen: for all the truth that you made me see
[16:58] Galen: for all the joy you brought to my life
[16:58] Clarence: FOR ALL THE WRONGS THAT YOU MADE RIGHT
[16:58] Galen: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
[16:58] Clarence: LOL
[16:58] Galen: for every dream you made come true
[16:58] Galen: for all the love i found in you
[16:58] Galen: ill be forever thankful baby
[16:58] Galen: youre the one who held me up
[16:59] Galen: never let me fall
[16:59] Galen: im serenading you cause youre my valentine