Screw cigars…it’s all about Cuban oil

While ailing Fidel Castro may be on his last years of his reign, he’s probably having the time of his life right now. He struck oil. And now all he’s doing is laughing at the US (while rolling in his commie money of course). During this wonderful oil crisis, our oil addicted nation finds an alleviating solution right in front of them, yet can’t do anything about it. The US is helpless because of a 45 year old trade embargo that is generally accepted as completely useless. Unless it’s lifted (haha yea right). But hey, it’s called pride, right?

So i see four options:
1. The US stubbornly upholds the embargo and i become poorer
2. The US starts kissing fidel’s cigar smoking ass
3. The US invades cuba on grounds of wmd
4. The US force the Gitmo inmates to dig an underground/water tunnel to secretly tap the oil reserves

VIA MSNBC

Tagged: oil, fidel castro, cuba, commie, cuban cigars