New service for lazy stalkers

Apparently, it has become too time-consuming to keep track of all of your crushes’ myspace pages. I mean, sometimes gossip travels too slowly down the grapevine. What if you’re not the first person to find out that Bobby Smith finally broke up with Kimberly? You could be missing out on all that awkward teenage flirting! Oh the humanity!

That’s where David Weeky’s SingleStat.us comes in. All you do is type in someone’s Myspace username and you will be notified by email if their relationship status changes. It costs $3.95 to sign up for unlimited notifications, and they’ll waive the fee it you mention singlestat.us on your Myspace profile.

That’s just sad. Back in my day, we had to stalk our crushes without email notifications.

Tagged: Myspace, SingleStat.us, Stalking