Blingy Binky

Ever heard the expression: born with a silver spoon in one’s mouth? Well, that expression was so 50 years ago. Apparently, these days, a silver baby spoon just isn’t a gaudy and ostentatious enough way to flaunt your disgusting amount of wealth.

For the modern billionaire baby, nothing short of this $17,000 diamond-encrusted pacifier will do. I mean, what will all the other spoiled little toddlers think if you show up to a play-date with a run-of-the-mill gold pacifier sans diamonds? Can you imagine what that might do to a child’s burgeoning sense of self-worth?

Just kidding. This was just too ridiculous not to post.

Tagged: Fashion, Babies