Husband Pwned

This is just sad. Let’s count the number of ways this man was completely and utterly pwned by his wife:

1. Wife turned tricks in his apartment.
2. Wife used $1 million of Ackerman’s money to buy an apartment, buy cheap antiques and “to invest in or purchase” a brothel in Hong Kong.
3. Wife taught their son how to call him a “f—— jerk” and tell him, “You are stupid because your wife is sleeping with other men” in Chinese. He thought they were terms of endearment.
4. Wife married him only for a green card.

Wow. Poor guy. And I thought my exes were bad.

Read Article [NY Daily News]